admit it — you’ve done it, too. when the light hits it just right, the screen is like a mirror. like catching a glimpse of yourself in a storefront window. you know how you pretend you’re not watching yourself because everyone inside the store will think you’re a freak? well, that’s what’s happening right now as i scrutinize my deformed nostrils on my computer screen while sitting in the middle of starbucks.
i just keep getting cooler all the time.
my daughter & i were having dinner @ the café inside nordstroms department store — you know, the place with the yummy salads where the waiter always brings a chocolate-covered peppermint stick with your bill so you’ll tip him extra? i really love that place. anyway — while we were eating, she informed me with a snide little laugh that my nostrils are different sizes.
well, guess what, hot rod, i told her. yours are, too.
she didn’t believe it until she whipped out her phone & took a nostril selfie. she just had to take a picture of mine, too, of course & posted them side-by-side on instagram where i’m sure they’ve gone viral — 1,000,000 hits & counting.
okay, tell the truth. you’re checking your own nostrils on your screen right about now, aren’t you?
are they the same size? just curious.