About Moi
Shoe Size: 6.5
Favorite Color: Red
Name of High School English Teacher: Mrs. Patti Roach
Best Trait: I’m a pack-rat
Childhood Nickname: Stink Pot
Pants Size: Not relevant information
Dream Car: Porsche 911 Targa. White
Pets: Bitsey, a snooty & entitled Maltese, & Bridget, a miniature Dachshund with bad breath
What’s my Sign? I’m an Aries, baby
Favorite Gemstone: Emerald
College: The University of Texas
Last Meal if Ever on Death Row: Grilled salmon, creamed spinach & lemon bars with a side of nachos. Bottle of La Crema Chardonnay & Margaritas on the rocks, with salt.
The One Food I Will NOT Eat: Hard-boiled eggs
Favorite Dude Singer: Toss up between Sting & Prince, runner-up – George Michael
Favorite Chick Singer: Aretha Franklin, no contest
Favorite Actor of All Time: Denzel – duh
If I Could Erase it, I Would: Being called in front of sorority Standards Committee for getting wasted at the Phi Delt Tequila Mixer
Pet Peeve: When people say, “anyways” instead of, “anyway,” and the mis-use of the words, “who” and “whom,” which, incidentally are not interchangeable. Thank you, Mrs. Roach.
* I don’t expect them to, but this page will be revised if things change