my faith in humanity is restored

my faith in humanity is restored

have you ever had something that bugs the wahoola out of you? sure you have, & if not, you must be either totally zen, brain dead. or maybe you’re just a nicer person than i am, which is a distinct possibility.

okay — so here’s the deal. & this was a big one because it had to do with where i live. specifically, the livestock that live across the street, like 6 “mother-may-I” steps from the end of my driveway. that’s 3 goats, don’t know how many chickens, a goose & huge pig. & this is in a pretty decent neighborhood in the middle of a big city, i might add.

& it drives me absolutely nuts, i’m not going to lie.

not only did my neighbor tell me to jump in the lake when i suggested he move the livestock pen across from his front door instead of mine, but my own mother turned on me. not that she thinks it’s peachy-keen either, but she told me to get over it, because nothing i was going to do would change it, so i should just take a big old chill-pill.

well, i tried, but i couldn’t get it to go down. it got stuck in my throat, or my craw… suffice it to say that it was a gargantuan bur under my saddle.

then, the strangest thing happened this morning. my neighbor said he wanted my input on the new fence & rock wall he’s putting up.

no way! seriously?

it sounds like it’s going to be pretty nice, too. so there you are.

so, what’s the moral of this story? good things come to those who wait? miracles happen? the sun will come out tomorrow?

all i know is that i’m tickled to death, & yes — my faith in humanity is restored.

does anybody want to join me in doing the endzone dance?

TTFN …. & for anybody who didn’t read my post about the grumpy guy @ the liquor store, & you know who you are, TTFN is tigger-speak for ta-ta for now.

so, TTFN!

that grumpy guy @ the liquor store

that grumpy guy @ the liquor store

he really kind of drives me nuts. he always wears a purple basketball jersey with the name of some stupid team on it — i think it’s the louisiana lakers, & if you’re fan, well, if you’d seen him in it, you’d want to yank the stupid jersey off his wiry little body. i just wish it didn’t show so much underarm hair, but maybe that’s just me.

beady little close-set eyes narrowed, he always has a scowl on his face, like he’s totally pissed-off at the world. maybe i would be, too if i had to card the little punks trying to buy beer all day long, and then spend the night shift pretending not to notice when the old lady winos come in for another bottle before last call.

i know what you’re thinking — that to know so much about him, i must spend a fair amount of time at the counter myself. if i weren’t such a sweetheart, I’d tell you to mind your own business.

anyway – imagine my surprise this afternoon to find el grumpo with a goofy smile on his lips. a regular little happy camper, he was.

he found religion.

not the bible-thumping type. the,  I’ve-just-been-to-anger-management-type, because otherwise, his old lady was making him hit the road.

he called her that, not me.

well, my heavens, i said breathlessly– tell me more.

with giddy excitement, he told me about a book he’d just read — positivity by barbara fredrickson, & an online course by a man named john schinerer — said his blog’s right here on wordpress — positive.psychologyblog.

so, check it out if you want to. or if your old lady says you have to want to.

you know me — just doing my job to make this world a better place.

TTFN

learned that from my homeboy, tigger.

it means, ta-ta for now!

happy birthday to me

happy birthday to me

it’s tomorrow, and i say, who cares?   I guess you could say the thrill is gone.

here’s what i’ve done since i was in my early 20’s — something ingenious, really. about mid-year, i begin telling myself that I’m already the next year older so it won’t be such a shock when it gets here.  you should try it.

i used to really hate getting older. when i was whining about it a few years back, my mother looked at me and said, you know, martha — you’ve had a lot of birthdays.

after i got over the indignity of her comment, i was left wondering why people apologize for being older. I mean, what’s that about?

think about it.

here’s what i said to my snotty little daughter the last time she made a disparaging comment to me about being old:

listen here, you little pipsqueak. i was kind of a hot babe when i was your age & you ain’t got nothing on me.

come to think of it, you should be writing me a thank you note.

and you’re grounded.

was that wrong?

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